You people make LCD sick. Did the notion that if you're so fucking fat that walking is uncomfortable to you, excercise might be a good thing ever enter your blubber soaked skulls? Not only are you unpleasant to look at and even worse to smell, you people are inconsiderate. Just because do-gooder grocery store chains put these senseless wastes of money in place at your behest, doesn't mean they widened the god damned aisles to accomodate the fucking things and your 10 inches of lard hanging over the sides. What's next fat fucks? Should the stores lower every item with more than 400 calories and 30 grams of fat to a convenient biting height for you pigs? Should they put in an IV filling station were you can just pull up and receive intravenous cholestorol to curb your insatiable cravings? As far as LCD is concerned there's only one lifeform one is likely to encounter at a supermarket that is at a comparable level of disdain. Those are the people that hold up the checkout line while arguing with the cashier what their welfare card can and cannot pay for. LCD will address you people soon.
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