LCD Plays Make Believe With His New Friends

http://mommyblog.freedomblogging.com/2008/04/16/should-the-government-pay-a-monthly-stipend-to-stay-at-home-parents


First, LCD apologizes in advance for the insane nature of this topic. While engaging in some light debate with a few mental midgets, this topic was brought to his attention. You have been warned, reading this woman's thoughts will make everybody just a little bit dumber. So who is this malefactor you speak of, LCD? Alas, it is but a vile and putrid dame by the name of Christine Martinello. To be forever known from this point forward as a viable contestant for dumbest bitch on the planet.

Christine Martinello, ‘America’s Momager,’ believes that stay-at-home parents should receive a monthly stipend from the government.

Does she now? There's a real shocker, a fat lazy bitch wants a check from the Government for doing nothing more than what she's biologically programmed to do. And no, lady. That doesn't mean eating. Momager??? Fucking please.

The dollar value of an at-home mother is $142,844 per year.

Oh Really? Says who? Since you seem to be subjectively determining your value as a "momager" it only seems fair that LCD is able to offer his assessment of your value to retort. Let's see here, carry the one, move the decimal, hold on here, almost got it. A BIG FAT FUCKING ZERO, BITCH!

Providing money to stay-at-home mothers, when taking into account the benefits to children, is a wise national; financial investment.

No it isn't, it's a welfare program to help lazy slobs such as yourself feel like you have a purpose in life. You don't.

When people hear things that sound like entitlements, many have an instant negative opinion,” says Martinello. “But if you look at the numbers across the board – from the developmental and social value of young children having stay-at-home moms to the cost to incarcerate a juvenile or adult — to do it is a no-brainer.

The only no-brainer LCD can identify is taking your kids away from you so they have some chance in life at being something other than a bunch of fat, lazy, slobs looking for a free ride like their useless mother.

There's more but you'll have to read the rest yourself as LCD is getting sick to his stomach just forming a mental image of this pig. Besides, LCD is well aware that you're not here to listen to what the "Momager." has to say.

You have to practically have some sort of brain malfunction to even consider describing your inability to do anything meaningful in life by tying it to a somewhat well-respected job title. Yes, everyone here gets what you did. You took the word manager, and replaced the "man" with mom. What a clever little piggy, not only did you express your radical man-hating feminism by striking the male reference, you substituted your "job" in life and tied it all up in one little stupid expression that makes contributing taxpayers in this Country want to puke. Nevertheless, LCD can and does appreciate your little word game. In fact, LCD likes to play make-believe as well. So why don't you go get your kids and set them down in front of the computer so they can join him for a game of "what could my mommy be?"

Your mommy who has 3 kids and no real job skills wants to be a - PayMeBecauseImASupidCuntager

Maybe you should tell mommy to try harder to amount to something in life so she can be a - GotMyFatAssOffTheSofager

Mommy likes to waste time shooting her mouth off instead of working, that makes her a - NobodyCaresAboutMyStupidIdeager

Mommy disappoints you with her constant failures and that makes her a - MyKidsHateMeBecauseImAUselessBitchager

Mommy doesn't do anything to deserve a paycheck, she's a YouDontDeserveOneRedCentager

LCD thinks your mommy is a fat, lazy slob. Tell mommy about his new job- LCDSaysYouCanKissHisAssager

That was fun kids, wasn't it? 

Get off your fat asses and stop disappointing LCD

When did people in this Country become so pathetically fat that the stores people depend on for their sustinence are cluttered and blocked with these devices?



You people make LCD sick. Did the notion that if you're so fucking fat that walking is uncomfortable to you, excercise might be a good thing ever enter your blubber soaked skulls? Not only are you unpleasant to look at and even worse to smell, you people are inconsiderate. Just because do-gooder grocery store chains put these senseless wastes of money in place at your behest, doesn't mean they widened the god damned aisles to accomodate the fucking things and your 10 inches of lard hanging over the sides. What's next fat fucks? Should the stores lower every item with more than 400 calories and 30 grams of fat to a convenient biting height for you pigs? Should they put in an IV filling station were you can just pull up and receive intravenous cholestorol to curb your insatiable cravings? As far as LCD is concerned there's only one lifeform one is likely to encounter at a supermarket that is at a comparable level of disdain. Those are the people that hold up the checkout line while arguing with the cashier what their welfare card can and cannot pay for. LCD will address you people soon.